Dear Postman Ralph, There should be someone nearby who can get this letter where it needs to go. I'm sure that if you could get ahold of a skilled witchdoctor or perhaps a decent traveler, this could be delivered in a week or less. I'll know.
DDD
Dear DDD,
We're sorry, but we could not locate a "Wizard City" on our maps.
All the best,
Port Regal Post Services
What happens when Destiny tries to send a postcard? Let's find out.
Dear Post Services,
Services? What services? Quality like that is simply unheard of. Deliver that postcard at once or I'll be sending my crew after you all.
Be armed,
DDD
Dear DDD,
Is this a threat? The Port Regal Post Services are in favor of the Crown, you know! In an instant, you'd be made an enemy, and you know what happened to the last. We cannot find your "Wizard City", so please stop plaguing us.
PRPS
Dear Postal Services,
I'm already a threat to you and yours, so stop chasing your tail and deliver my letter!
DDD
DDD,
We refuse. Stop littering our mailbox.
PRPS
Dear Postal Services, Just deliver my letter. Karl Wickstrom in the boat shack should be able to help you.
DDD
Ahoy, everyone! As I venture into Marleybone over the weekend, I'll be sure to start writing up posts with my adventures and thoughts. Keep Traveling!
Des D.
I'm not accusing you of anything. Is this just coincidence? http://piratesinthesky.com/2013/05/05/ahoy-from-port-regal/
ReplyDeleteDear Evan,
ReplyDeleteWow, that was a coincidence indeed. I would never, EVER mean to copy an idea from another person's blog without asking. I've had it happen to me before, and I know how rude it is of others to steal ideas. If you have any concerns, don't hesitate to e-mail me.